Ee-By-Gum

Ee-By-Gum
Said the man to the tree
As he sighed with relief
And started to...

Ee-By-Gum
Said the leaf to the ants
As it smelt the state
Of the yellowy...

Ee-By-Gum
Said the ant to the bee
As he started to drown
In the steaming...

Ee-by-Gum
Said the bee to the shrew
As she noticed that
The man needed to...

Ee-by-Gum
Said the shrew to the mole
As his whiskers were covered
By a gift from a...

Ee-by-Gum
Choked the mole to the man
Hold it in
Next time if you can.