He's in love with a brown paper bag by John Hegley

his mother she was disapointed
it's not exactly what she had in mind
but eventually she came to except it
how could a mother reject it
he's in love and love isn't easy to find
people stop and people stare
people say they're a crazy pair
but there's many a crazy scene
between a husband and a wife
he found it by a market stall
it's a bit screwed up but aren't we all
an empty bag is an empty life
and he doesn't mind if you caress
his little scrap of happiness
he's in love but he doesn't want to possess
and one day he came up to me
he held the bag so tenderly
and he held it out to me
and I said thanks a lot
but I don't think i could cope
I've already got a steady relationship
with a light blue envelope
it was nice of you to offer though

People

I don't like people

and I don't know why

I don't like people

and it makes me cry

I don't like people

we just don't click

I don't like people

I think they're thick

I don't like people

I wish it weren't true

but I don't like people

and I don't like YOU!

Shell

I think that it is time
to crawl inside my shell

Until the clouds pass

Until the stars fall

And I will only re-emerge
when I become
less booooring.

One Man

One man can't change the world

One man

One man can't change the world

It's not that I'm not angry
It's not that I don't care
It's just that my outrage
has turned into despair

It is the realisation
That it takes a whole nation
And that one man can't

One man

One man can't change the world

People Dub Version

I
And
I
And
I
We
I
I
I
I
But
And…YOU!

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