Beard

I can't help feeling
there is something deeper
to the fact that I am unable to
grow a full beard
maybe
it is a sign that i am not yet a fully mature adult
I don't want a beard though

When

When you gonna need me?
When you gonna want me?
When you gonna ask me?
When you gonna
When you gonna
When you gonna
When you gonna
When, when, when, when
When you gonna take me?
When you gonna claim me?
When you gonna have me?
When you gonna break me?

Stamp Collecting

A boy asked, 'Do you collect stamps?'
'Yes!' came the excited reply.

Ouch.

The boy asked again, menacingly, 'Do you collect stamps?'
'No.'
'Well here's one to start your collection...'

Ouch.

'Do you collect stamps?' the boy asked the smallest of his three targets.
'I have completed my collection.'

Oh.