Battery Acid Kiss by Mike Benson

YOU NEVER CHEATED OR
MISTREATED ME
YOU LET ME FAIL SO
HONESTLY
KINDNESS WAS YOUR
VICE
AND WE VICED SO NICE
TOGETHER
TALON ADDICTED AND
READY FOR THE SCRATCH
YOU WERE THE
SCRATCHER AND I WAS
THE RASH
AND ALL THE TIME WE
SPENT TOGETHER
WELL YOU CAN KEEP THE
CHANGE
IT WAS NEVER A WASTE
OF MY MONEY HONEY
IT'S JUST MY WHOLE
SWOLLEN SOUL FEELS

REARRANGED

Don't Monkey With My Heart

Please, don't monkey with my heart
don't monkey with my mind
that would be a start
and that would be so kind.

Please, don't monkey with my heart
its really not a toy
in fact it is a part
of a very delicate boy.

Please, don't monkey with my heart
don't monkey with my brain
that would be a start
it would help to keep me sane.

Please, don't monkey with my heart
it's a heart that loves a lot
and it couldn't bare to part
with the monkey it has got.

Blades of Grass

Try counting the blades of grass.
Every single one.
Imagine you have.
Was it worth it?

Various Fruit Explained

What is a fig?
A fig is a date
But not so big.

What is a date?
A date is a grape
In a sticky fate.

What is a grape?
A grape is a raison
In better shape.

What is a raison?
A raison’s a sultana
That’s less amazin'.

What is a sultana?
A sultana’s a prune
Sweet like a banana.

What is a prune?
A prune is a fig
But just more broon.

What is a fig?
A fig is a date
But not so big.

Chicks Dig Scars

if girls love cars
how come I haven't been kissed?
i heard chicks dig scars
so i'll go and slit my wrists.