6.16.2009

Stamp Collecting

A boy asked, 'Do you collect stamps?'
'Yes!' came the excited reply.

Ouch.

The boy asked again, menacingly, 'Do you collect stamps?'
'No.'
'Well here's one to start your collection...'

Ouch.

'Do you collect stamps?' the boy asked the smallest of his three targets.
'I have completed my collection.'

Oh.

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