Clog

Is it true
That’s not a shoe?’
That’s right, it is a clog.

‘Is it true
That this non-shoe
Is not made
From leather nor suede?’
That’s right, it’s from a log

It is true
That all you do
To make this non-shoe
Is nail a c onto a log
And there you have yourself a clog.

'Is it true
You can nail water?'
Asked my confused daughter.
A ‘c’ is a ‘c’ but not the sea,
Do you see?
'I don’t, but I s'pose I oughta'.