Nose

The nose knows

More than the fingers
More than the toes

The nose knows

And like the ears
It always grows

The nose knows

So always follow
Where it goes

The nose knows

I don't know why
It just got chose.

Landy

Greek by Ian Pindar

Left alone, you grow from experience
A Black Beard
A black beard and a head teeming with ideas
Some of them really weird
But hardly unique;
Entertained long ago by a Greek
Even the beard

Clog

Is it true
That’s not a shoe?’
That’s right, it is a clog.

‘Is it true
That this non-shoe
Is not made
From leather nor suede?’
That’s right, it’s from a log

It is true
That all you do
To make this non-shoe
Is nail a c onto a log
And there you have yourself a clog.

'Is it true
You can nail water?'
Asked my confused daughter.
A ‘c’ is a ‘c’ but not the sea,
Do you see?
'I don’t, but I s'pose I oughta'.

Lick

I am sure that you would find
A joke engraved upon my spine
If you were to
Lick, lick
Lick, lick
Lick me like a lollipop

Loyal

Your mind sparkles like no other
I can see your education isn't taught
Tell me, where have you come from?
I've never met someone like you before

Maybe its this that makes you good looking
But the combination sure is deadly
And from what you say
You can come away
And spend your life with me

But

I'm loyal to a fault. Baby
Even when its no good for me
And although I was useless at algebra
I'm loyal to the nth degree

I'm loyal to a fault. Baby
It'll go on my headstone, you see
Its not what you want to hear right now but
I'm loyal to a fault. Baby